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Michell H.

HAHA(ODICA! did i do that out loud?) "shhhh, mickey mouse alexa, play steve something soothing so he doesnt notice i laughed

MICKEY MOUSE ALEXA (amazon/disney new joint venture): "playing soothing meditation music, steve invested in, from the new "royal.io" nft investment platform, for royalty shares".

STEVE:"krispy kreme"

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Michell H.

Twas 2 months before Xmas and all through her head, a middle aged new investor dreamt of stock tickers while abed. Making her list but, "oh, what to get"? Electronics and Cotton items are surely good bets. Lithium batteries seem like a good buy, We wouldn't want our cell phones to die! And, we'll need paper and ribbons, mistletoe and tape, we can't leave unwrapped presents 'neath the tree like an unrefined ape. And, what about dinner and libations; a feast fit for king's, queen's and politicians! But, where to buy and how to pay? How will shoppers spend all the money they pray they'll make; driving prices for JP Morgan, Goldman Sachs and Neeman Marcus. We'll watch with glee as Amazon's free falling stocks sore in the market…

(Alarm clock goes off in another room)

Zzzzz…(mental note: take the cock to the livestock Shrink. He sounds alarmed). Where am I… and, why am I crammed between a sofa and a wall? Oh, crud biscuits, I can't feel my body. (This is the plushest carpet I've ever felt. It's more comfortable than my mattress. Just 10 more minutes… FOCUS!). Why is my head swimming? Do I smell chocolate?

(He probably doesn't know that browny is over there. Must've been 80 people here last night. Just dumb luck no one found me. Steve can party!) I'll shimmy on over and help him dispose of that. It would be a shame to let it go to waste. It's really good but, what is that flavor? Oh, now I remember…

(Hears Steve moving around)

Fudge buckets, I've got to get out of here but I still can't stand to reach the deadbolt. I wonder if these brownies are medicinal. I'll just wrap it in this financial page "to go" and see if I can drag myself onto the couch to open the window and slide out.

OUCH! Who puts a carpet rose bush, in a rock garden, below their living room window????

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