Jason H.
I thought it was a nice jester.
I thought it was a nice jester.
What goes ha ha plop?
Someone laughing their head off.
Where do werewolves live?
In warehouses.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
Gummy bear?
In through the out door
Thats is so awesome
How did the fish get high?
With seaweed.
Jokes on jokes.
What did the pig use for his rash?
Ointment.
Omg… #seaweed???
Funny jokes
You know why koala bears aren't actually bears?
They don't meet the koalafications.
Why was the guinea pig's wife upset about her diamond ring?
It was not enough carrots 🥕.
Why do ducks have feathers on their butts?
To cover up their butt quacks.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Did you hear about this movie were a snowman becomes a vampire?
It's called Frostbite.
A man saw a bear on his way to work.
How did you know the bear was going to work?
What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider?
Your spending too much time on the web.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It waves .
What did the tomato say to the onion about the mushroom?
He's a fungi.
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat 🦇.
My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused all offers of food and drink and spat and swore at anyone who came near him. After that, we never played Monopoly with him again.
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn ?
Why do I always put on a helmet before I go on the computer?
It may crash.
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