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Jason H.

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear.

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Jason H.

You know why koala bears aren't actually bears?

They don't meet the koalafications.

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Why was the guinea pig's wife upset about her diamond ring?

It was not enough carrots 🥕.

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Jason H.

Why do ducks have feathers on their butts?

To cover up their butt quacks.

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Jason H.

Did you hear about this movie were a snowman becomes a vampire?

It's called Frostbite.

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Steven D.

A man saw a bear on his way to work.

How did you know the bear was going to work?

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Jason H.

What did the daddy spider say to the baby spider?

Your spending too much time on the web.

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Jason H.

What did the tomato say to the onion about the mushroom?

He's a fungi.

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Jason H.

My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused all offers of food and drink and spat and swore at anyone who came near him. After that, we never played Monopoly with him again.

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What did the little corn say to the mama corn?

Where is pop corn 🍿?

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Jason H.

Why do I always put on a helmet before I go on the computer?

It may crash.

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