Joselyn M.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop !!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop !!
Who lives in a house with one bedroom, 50 hallways, and ghosts lurking everywhere?
Pacman
Do you want to hear a joke about a roof?
The first one’s on the house .
What did the hat say to the hat rack?
You stay here. I’ll go on a head.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his pizza before it was cool .
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
I tried to win a stunning competition.
But all I got was bronze 🥉.
My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.
I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.
What did the tie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I’ll keep hanging around .
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
What kind of shoes does a spy wear?
Sneakers .
Why won't swords go obsolete?
They are cutting edge technology.
Why did the giraffe get such bad grades?
He always had his head stuck in the clouds ️.
My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused all offers of food and drink and spat and swore at anyone who came near him. After that, we never played Monopoly with him again.
Thts to funny
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs.
It's also their biggest import.
Why are frogs always so happy?
Frogs eat whatever bugs them
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Don’t kiss your wife with a runny nose.
You might think it’s funny, but it’s snot.
What happened when some lettuce, a faucet and a tomato ran a race together?
The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup .
Where do fishes work?
In the offish.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from KFC.
Why did the police officer cross the road? Because a chicken j-walked.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
It let out a little wine .
What do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?
Bob
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg 🥚.
How do bees get to school?
They take the buzzz
What's the difference between the people in Dubai and the people in Abu Dabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dabi do.
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