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What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow .
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow .
That’s great
I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He'll come around eventually.
What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library .
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
He got fired.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree .
Why do astronauts use linux?
Because you can't open windows in space.
Me too
What is a cat’s favorite color?
Purrr-ple .
Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?
Because, it would blow his cover.
What cat likes living in water?
An octo-puss.
🤡
What do insects wear to the beach?
Beekini's.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries .
How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screen shots.
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse .
What animal makes buildings?
A boa constructor.
How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?
About a buck an ear .
I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
He just didn’t cut it.
Lol! I needed a laugh today
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A blood orange .
My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
Now I can't read anything.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield .
Omgosh these jokes are so funny 🤣🤣
Do they allow loud laughs in Hawaii?
Or just a low ha?
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