Jason H.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
My son asked me to put his shoes on, but I don’t think they’ll fit me.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was out standing in his field.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
funny
Shouldn’t the "roof" of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you guys didn’t like it.
What do you call a fibbing cat?
A lion.
following
Why did the envelope take so long to get ready?
It had to get addressed.
I don't know
Hjguij
Hai myname is iwan cahyadi
What does a karate master get rewarded with while driving?
A seat belt.
Good joob
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I told my girlfriend she drew on her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
Lol to funny
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