Jason H.
How does cereal pay its bills?
With Chex.
How does cereal pay its bills?
With Chex.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, I just got here .
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry .
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why didn’t the orange win the race?
It ran out of juice .
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Why was the computer cold?
The computer left its window open .
"Just say NO to $@!#%!" Well, if I'm talking to $@!#%, I probably already said yes.
Edit: I guess you can't use a word that starts with the letter 'd' and ends with 'rugs'.
In baseball, would it take longer to run from 1st to 2nd base or 2nd to 3rd base?
2nd to 3rd base because there’s a shortstop in between ️.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
What did the nose say to the finger?
Quit picking on me .
Why’d the chicken cross the road
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Her students were so bright .
What's green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs 🥚.
How do you make a water bed bouncier?
Add spring water.
I'm amazed at this forum. So very entertaining. Thanks to the creator.
What do you get if you cross a pie and a snake?
A pie-thon .
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel. She said I won't be able to make it.
Great jokes !
Thanks!
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?
Because a toothbrush works better.
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