I held the door open for a clown the other day ...

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut ask me, I just got here 🍩.

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Jason H.

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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Jason H.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

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Why was the computer cold?

The computer left its window open 💻.

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Jason H.

"Just say NO to $@!#%!" Well, if I'm talking to $@!#%, I probably already said yes.

Edit: I guess you can't use a word that starts with the letter 'd' and ends with 'rugs'.

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In baseball, would it take longer to run from 1st to 2nd base or 2nd to 3rd base?

2nd to 3rd base because there’s a shortstop in between ⚾️.

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Jason H.

I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Her students were so bright 😎.

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I'm amazed at this forum. So very entertaining. Thanks to the creator.

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Jason H.

I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.

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Jason H.

I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel. She said I won't be able to make it.

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Jason H.

Thanks!

Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand?

Because a toothbrush works better.

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