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What is small, white all over and is used in many ways?
Tissue 🧻.
What is small, white all over and is used in many ways?
Tissue 🧻.
What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
A song bird.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?
By the bark.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim?
Alphawetical.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
It takes guts to be an organ donor.
I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
How does a penguin build his house?
Igloos it together.
Good
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive?
A lamborghini.
Lol
What did Tennessee?
The same thing as Arkansas.
What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?
Monkey business.
Hey
What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween?
Baaad to the bone.
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation.
I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
What did the accountant say while auditing a document?
This is taxing.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business.
Why are spiders so smart?
They can find everything on the web.
List this on the site, after which start your link reference and get money
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
Itenticle.
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Sore throats are a pain in the neck.
What does a house wear?
Address.
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