I held the door open for a clown the other day ...

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Jason H.

Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.

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Jason H.

I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.

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Jason H.

Thanks!

I went to a smoke shop only to discover it'd been replaced by an apparel store…

Clothes, but no cigar.

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Jason H.

My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.

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Jason H.

If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly the police get called.

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What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A cool coconut 🥥.

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Jason H.

Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?

They work on many levels.

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Is hot or cold faster?

Hot is faster. You can easily catch a cold 🤧 .

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Jason H.

Why was the color green notoriously single?

It was always so jaded.

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Chris R.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop 🐽!!

Thats funny

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Jason H.

Why did the man fall down the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well.

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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite 🪨.

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Jason H.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.

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