Jason H.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
What happens when frogs park illegally?
They get toad.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
Swords will never go obsolete. They're cutting-edge technology.
Nice jokes
Thanks!
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it'd been replaced by an apparel store…
Clothes, but no cigar.
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food?
Strum-boli.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive YOU 🫒.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you're a total hero. But try donating five kidneys and suddenly the police get called.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
Which bear is the most condescending?
A pan-duh!
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A cool coconut 🥥.
Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
They work on many levels.
Haha great !
Is hot or cold faster?
Hot is faster. You can easily catch a cold 🤧 .
Why was the color green notoriously single?
It was always so jaded.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop !!
Thats funny
Why did the man fall down the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite 🪨.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
It’s fine, he woke up.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis .
Lol
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
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