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What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts .
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts .
I just found out I'm colorblind.
The news came out of the purple!
What animal is always at a baseball game?
A bat π¦.
What do you call a beehive without an exit?
Unbelievable.
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night .
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning.
That wasn't cool!
Popcorn is in the corn seed
Its good
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon .
Lol
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
You look for fresh prints.
Lmmfao
Nice jokes helps forget some stress
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing, bananas canβt talk .
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience π₯.
What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
The chicken wasnβt born yet .
This morning, Siri said, "Don't call me Shirley."
I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Why canβt Elsa have a balloon?
She will let it go .
What's an astronaut's favorite part of the computer?
The Space Bar.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
With ten-tickles .
Not to brag but I made six figures last year.
I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania .
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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