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I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle .
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle .
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber.
Lance is a pretty uncommon name today.
In medieval times people were named lance a lot.
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole .
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary .
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, anna two!
What has a lot needles but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas tree .
Oh wow holy cow!
I had a dream I was a muffler last night.
I woke up exhausted!
What has hands but can’t clap?
A clock .
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
Lol
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A bed .
What sound does a witches’ car make?
Broom Broom.
What has words but never speaks?
A book .
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
Corn .
Congrats I guess lol
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?
You have two apples .
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Everyone have a good day
What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
An envelope .
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