I held the door open for a clown the other day ...

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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

Footsteps 👣.

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I turn once, what is out will not get in. I turn again, what is in will not get out. What am I?

A key 🔑.

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I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red. What am I?

Fire 🔥.

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The person who makes it has no need for it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it cannot see it or feel it. What is it?

A coffin ⚰.

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Jason H.

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because he was stuffed 🐻.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells 👃.

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Jason H.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."

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Why did the student eat his homework?

The teacher told him it was a piece of cake 🍰.

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How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

You rocket 🚀.

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Jason H.

Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday.

The rest are weekdays.

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