I held the door open for a clown the other day ...

Started by Jason H.
Followed by: @Cinthia @Jamiatul @Beck @Monica @Denise @Destiny @Esequiel @Summer @Sabrina @Armonie @Heather @krystal @Christine @Lashanda @Deborah @Melora @Neosha @Amonte @Brian @Edwina @Kiara @Joshua @Adriana @Autumn @Tabitha @Destiny @angel @Gobby @Kristen @Elaine @Suzanna @Travis @Veronica @Alyssa @Shannon @Lisette @Amanda @Charity @Stephanie @Misty @Cherrie @Patricia @Ronald @KIMBERLY @Christy @Juliann @Yvonne @Ninna @Andrew @"Sherrie D" @Kirsten @Lisa @Melissa @Scott @Donald @Melody @Kimberli @Yshaunda @Brittany @Lakisha @Takeshia @Felicia @Jeremy @Alegandra @Kassidy @Denishia @Willie @April @Lisa @Arendena @Jessica @Carmen @Elena @Edward @Jaymar @Luz @Priscilla @Angela @Theresa @Maria @Angela @Chrissy @Daisia @Michelle @Lashonda @Tia @Tim @JOHN @Megan @Mindy @Yajaira @This @Rosa @Ashley @Shaira @Ashley @Donna @Shannon @Kevin @Jennifer @Taylor @Brittany @Tracy @Laura @Tina @Shalanda @Shamika @Shalanda @Melissa @Amber @Marquita @Crystal @Eva @Amy @Jessica @Luis @Crystal @"Lisa AKA Smallz" @Michelle @Ohsha @Nikita @Thomasina @Joanne @Paula @SABRINA @Lisa @Ashly @Chrystal @Kimie @Jennifer @william @andrea @Kristine @Jessica @Elizabeth @Samanthia @Lorie @Kristina @Dawn @Alicia @Lashonda @Daymarelis @Timneshia @Angela @ALEXIS @Alicia @Ericka @Angel @Tori @ashley @Celeste @Roberta @Lanna @Eddie @Katie @Christy @Katie @Leonel @Nicole @myeska @Ashley @Amy @Michael @Erica @Aaron @melissa @Pay @Rendi @Lirik @"Arlan Jay" @Nina @Petronella @Shelby @Ronesha @Tasha @KRISTIN @Jennifer @Kasey @Risky @Wanda @Cheyenne @Cicily @Amanda @h @Terri @Elizabeth @yasa @"M hendra" @oka @Ardan @Dorothy @"Muhammad Reggy" @Arif @Jessica @Gigih @Sadega @rendi @Sugianto @Arta @Muhamad @Jefri @Rokes @Rangga @Moh @"RAFLI TEGAR" @Kris @Zulfan @Juni @selatan @rizaa @absori @JACK @Indra @Aji @"Desi rosmayati" @Kusnasi @Jaenal @samsu @neneng @Toni @Tatang @Saut @Albertus @Hadi @Septian @Mochamad @Panq @Dimas @Sani @Nyai @faisal @Am @Elang @AGUS @Rendi @DANI @Rendi @Tata @ZAINAL @Annette @Muhammad

Deleted user

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A candle 🕯.

J

Jason H.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Deleted user

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

A barber💈.

J

Jason H.

Lance is a pretty uncommon name today.

In medieval times people were named lance a lot.

J

Jason H.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, anna two!

Deleted user

What has a lot needles but doesn’t sew?

A Christmas tree 🎄.

J

Jason H.

I had a dream I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

J

Jason H.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Deleted user

It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
Corn 🌽.

Deleted user

If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?

You have two apples 🍎.

J

Jason H.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Deleted user

What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
An envelope 📧.

Add a post

This topic has been locked by a moderator.