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I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

A candle 🕯.

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Jason H.

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

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I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

A barber💈.

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Jason H.

Lance is a pretty uncommon name today.

In medieval times people were named lance a lot.

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Jason H.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, anna two!

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What has a lot needles but doesn’t sew?

A Christmas tree 🎄.

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Jason H.

I had a dream I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

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Jason H.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

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It stalks the countryside with ears that can’t hear. What is it?
Corn 🌽.

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If there are three apples and you take away two, how many apples do you have?

You have two apples 🍎.

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Jason H.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?
An envelope 📧.

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